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CHOKE THE SHERIFF AND WAIT FOR THE POSSE TO COME

CHURN YOUR BUTTER

CLEAN OUT YOUR ROPE

CLEAN YOUR RIFLE

CLEANING THE TUBE

CLEAR THE SNORKEL

CLIMB MOUNT BALDY

COCK YOUR SHOTGUN

COME TO GRIPS WITH YOURSELF

CRANK THE LOVE PUMP

CRANK THE MONKEY

CRANK THE SHANK

CRIMP THE WIRE

CROWN THE KING

DANCE WITH JOHNNY ONE-EYE

DEFROST THE FRIDGE

DIG FOR CHANGE

DO IT YOUR WAY

DO THE FIVE-FINGER KNUCKLE SHUFFLE

DO THE FIVE-KNUCKLE OLYMPICS

DO THE HAN SOLO (аллюзия со Звездными Войнами)

DRIVE THE SKIN BUS

DUNDER THE DEVIL

EXPRESS YOURSELF

FAX JIMMY DEAN

FAX THE POPE (снова протестантская культура выступает против католиков)

FEED THE DUCKS

FIST YOUR MISTER

FIVE AGAINST WILLIE

FIVE-FINGER SOLO

FLAY THE EMPEROR

FLIP THE BISHOP

FLOG THE FROG

FLOG THE HOG

FLOG YOUR CUMBER BROTHER

FLOGGING THE BISHOP

FLOGGING THE INFIDEL

FREE WILLY

FROST THE PASTRIES

FUCK PALMALA

GALLOP THE OLD LIZARD

GET A GRIP ON THINGS

GET A STIFFY

GET THE GERMAN SOLDIER MARCHING

GET TO KNOW YOURSELF

GET YOUR PALM READ BY MISTER SOFTY

GIVE IT A ONE-GUN SALUTE

GIVE IT A TUG

GIVE YOURSELF A LOW FIVE

GO A COUPLE OF ROUNDS WITH OL’ JOSH

GO ON PEEWEE’S LITTLE ADVENTURE

GOING BLIND

GREASE THE PIPE

GRIP THE GORILLA

GRIP THE PENCIL

HANDY WORK

HARD LABOR

HAVE A BIG DATE WITH ROSY PALMS

HAVE A LITTLE STROKE

HAVE A RENDEZVOUS WITH MRS. HAND

HITCHHIKE TO HEAVEN

HITCHHIKE UNDER THE BIGTOP

HONE THE CONE

HONE YOUR BONE

HUG THE HOG

HUMP THE HOSE

IRON SOME WRINKLES

JACK F HAMMER

JACK THE BEANSTALK

JACKIN’ THE BEANSTALK (аллюзия со сказкой и современным детским фильмом)

JELLY ROLL

JERK JAMBY

JERK THE TURKEY

KICK SEAMEN

KILL IT

KNEAD YOUR DOUGH

KNEADING THE NOODLE

LAUNCH THE HAND SHUTTLE

LUBE THE TUBE

MAKE FIST-KABOBS

MAKE THE BALD MAN PUKE

MAKE THE SCENE WITH A MAGAZINE

MAN THE COCKPIT

MANGLE THE MIDGET

MASSAGE YOUR MUSCLE

MILK THE LIZARD

MOLEST THE MOLE

OIL THE GLOVE

PACK YOUR PALM

PAINT THE CEILING

PAINT THE WALLS

PAT THE ROBERTSON

PEEL SOME CHILIES

PEEL THE BANANA

PHONE THE CZAR

PICKLE PARTY

PLAY THE ORGAN

PLAY TUG OF WAR WITH THE CYCLOPS

PLAY UNO

PLAY WITH YOUR LIGHT SABER (аллюзия со Звёздными Войнами)

PLAY WITH YOUR TURTLE

PLAYING POCKET POOL (а Вы говорите, что люди по две стороны океана разные)

PLEASE YOUR PISSER

PLUNK YOUR TWANGER

POLE VAULT

POLISH THE PORK SWORD

POLISH THE ROCKET

POLISH YOUR HELMET

POP A NUT

POP THE CORK

POUND THE BALD-HEADED MOOSE

PUD PULLING

PUD

PULL A PUDDING

PULL RANK

PULL YOUR OWN WEIGHT

PUMMEL THE PRIEST

PUMP CREAM

PUMP THE STUMP

PUNCH THE CLOWN

PUNISH THE POPE

R2 YOUR D2 (аллюзия со Звёздными Войнами)

RAISE THE MAINSAIL

RAM THE HAM

READ POETRY

RELIEVE TENSION

ROMANCE THE BONE

ROPE THE POPE

ROUGH UP THE SUSPECT

RUB THE MAGIC LAMP

SAND WOOD

SECRET HANDSHAKE

SHAKE HANDS WITH THE GOVERNOR

SHAKE HANDS WITH THE UNEMPLOYED

SHAKE THE SNAKE

SHIFT GEARS

SHINE YOUR HELMET

SHOOT FOR THE MOON

SHOOT PUTTY AT THE MOON

SHOOT SKEET

SHUCK THE CORN

SHUFFLE THE PALM TREE

SING WITH ROSIE

SLAM THE HAM

SLAM THE SALAMI

SLAP PAPPY

SLIDE THE SHAFT

SMACK THE SALAMI

SPANK THE FRANK