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Илья Михайлович Франк
"But why," demanded the puzzled judge of the burglar standing before, "did you break into the same store three nights running?"
"Well, Judge, it's like this," was the reply. "I picked out a dress for my wife and I had to change it twice."
I picked out a dress for my wife and I had to change it twice.
Sherlock Holmes and his friend Watson
They had gone to bed
Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?
"Well, I see thousands of stars
"And what does that mean to you?
"Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow
"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent
Sherlock Holmes and his friend Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.
They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?"
"Well, I see thousands of stars."
"And what does that mean to you?"
"Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?"
"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."
And what does that mean to you?
On a rural road
To which the farmer replied
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied, "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
Thank God!
Old farmer Johnson was dying
Wife (жена): "No, I can't marry anyone after you
Johnson: "But I want you to
Wife: "But why? (но почему)"
Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."