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Илья Михайлович Франк
"So, do I owe you a Mazel Tov? Are you and this girl engaged yet?"
"I'm afraid not. My father can't stand her!"
What's the matter?
Are you really that fussy?
Surely you can find someone who suits you.
So I keep on looking.
They have become good friends.
I'm afraid not.
I can't stand him!
A guy goes into confession
The priest said: "Well, my son
"Never Father
"So then (ну тогда), why are you telling me?
"I'm telling everybody
A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18-year-old girls. I made love with both of them twice."
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody."