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Илья Михайлович Франк
The time is the French Revolution.
Yossi lived in a small village and one day, his friend Roberto came to see him after returning from a trip to Paris.
Yossi asked Roberto what was happening in Paris as he had heard they were regularly using the Guillotine.
«Yes, you heard right,” said Roberto, «conditions there are as bad as can be. They are chopping off people’s heads in their thousands.”
«Oy vay,” moaned Yossi, «what ever will happen to my hat business?”
Сonditions there are as bad as can be.
One day a Jewish Mother and her 8-year-old daughter
"Oh, God," lamented (
Suddenly, another GIGANTIC wave flashed up and deposited
The mother looked up to heaven and said, "She had on a HAT!!!
One day a Jewish Mother and her 8-year-old daughter were walking along the beach, just at the water's edge. Suddenly, a GIGANTIC wave flashed up on the beach, sweeping the little girl out to sea.
"Oh, God," lamented the mother, turning her face toward heaven and shaking her fist. "This was my ONLY baby. I can't have more children. She is the love and joy of my life. I have cherished every day that she's been with me. Give her back to me, and I'll go to the synagogue every day for the rest of my life!!!"
Suddenly, another GIGANTIC wave flashed up and deposited the girl back on the sand.
The mother looked up to heaven and said, "She had on a HAT!!!"
Give it back to me!
Sadie goes to see her rabbi
All of a sudden