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Илья Михайлович Франк
Govt. Official
Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia
Govt. Official: "And if you had a palace
Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."
Govt. Official: "And if you had a sweater
No reply
Government official asks the question again
And still
Finally
Moishe: "Because I have a sweater
Moishe is being indoctrinated by the Russian government:
Govt. Official: "If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?"
Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."
Govt. Official: "And if you had a palace, what would you do with it?"
Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."
Govt. Official: "And if you had a sweater, what would you do with it?"
No reply.
Government official asks the question again.
And still no reply.
Finally he shouts: "Moishe, why don't you reply?"
Moishe: "Because I have a sweater."
If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great
Love
Your $on
$hlomo
The Reply
Dear Shlomo,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy
Love your father,
NOach
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on
$hlomo
The Reply:
Dear Shlomo,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love your father,
NOach