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2. 1. A young couple were on their honeymoon.

2. How can I tell my wife that my socks absolutely stink?

3. I\'ve managed to keep it from her while we were dating.

4. I\'ve been very lucky to keep it from him.

5. He\'s bound to find out.

6. How do I tell him gently?

7. Darling, I\'ve a confession to make.

8. So have I, love.

3. 1-D, 2-A, 3-C, 4-B, 5-F, 6-E.

4. 1-f, 2–1, 3-d, 4-k, 5-e, 6-c, 7-l, 8-n, 9-m, 10-a, 11-g, 12-J, 13-B, 14-H.

5. 1. Sooner or later she\'s bound to find it out.

2. Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed.

3. I\'ve been lucky to do it while we were courting.

4. How do I tell him gently?

5. The husband finally plucks up courage.

6. He climbs over to his wife and puts his arm around her neck and says.

7. So have I, my love.

6. 1. The husband, as well as his wife, was in the hotel.

2. It was the young couple who rented the apartment.

3. Both the husband and the wife were bound to find it out.

4. Everyone in the house knows that they have left.

5. Both were afraid to confess their secrets to each other.

6. A pair of his socks was lying on the table.

7. Neither my wife nor her relatives know that my feet stink.

8. The number of married couples in our hotel is growing.

9. Honeymoon Jokes is the most funny section of the book.

7. 1. I\'ve got really smelly feet. They\'ve got too.

2. My socks absolutely stink. Mine also do.

3. I didn\'t manage to keep it from her. We didn\'t either.

4. We weren\'t dating. Neither were they.

5. I\'ve been very lucky to keep it from him. So has she.

6. The husband has finally plucked up his courage. So have I.

7. He hadn\'t walked into the bedroom. She hadn\'t either.

8. He won\'t walk over to the bed. Neither will I.

9. He didn\'t put his arm around her neck. I didn\'t either.

10. He moves his face very close to hers. I do too.

11. I\'ve a confession to make. So has she.

8. 1. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub.

2. I\'ve got really smelly feet and my socks absolutely stink.

3. I\'ve managed to keep it from her while we were dating.

4. The wife was sitting in the bed.

5. How do I tell my husband that I\'ve got really bad breath?

6. The husband plucks up enough courage.

7. He walks into the bedroom.

8. He puts his arm around her neck.