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Section 9:

2. 1. a couple was planning on getting married.

2. They decided to just go back to their new apartment.

3. The groom had three close friends.

4. They were prone to committing practical jokes.

5. They decided to pull a practical joke on their friends.

6. The carpenter decided he would cut the slats.

7. The bed would collapse.

8. Their feet didn\'t reach the bottom.

3.  True: 2, 4. False: 1, 3, 5, 6.

4. 1-Е, 2-h, 3-a, 4-g, 5-b, 6-j, 7–1, 8-d, 9-m, 10-k, 11-c, 12-L, 13-F.

5. 1. A couple was planning on getting married.

2. The groom had three close friends.

3. They were prone to committing practical jokes.

4. The carpenter decided he would cut the slats in the bed.

5. The dentist chuckled and wouldn\'t tell anyone what he planned to do.

6. I\'m gonna kill the bastard!

6. 1. as the young couple didn\'t have much money to go on a honeymoon, they decided that they would go back to their new apartment after the wedding.

2. The groom\'s close friends thought that they would act wisely if they committed some practical jokes on their newly married friends.

3. The carpenter decided he would cut the slats.

4. They thought that when the couple climbed into bed, the bed would collapse.

5. The ordinary guy decided to short-sheet the bed, so that their feet would not reach the bottom.

6. The dentist chuckled and wouldn\'t tell anyone what he planned to do.

7. 1. commit,

2. collapse,

3. married,

4. confession,

5. couple,

6. breath,

7. courage,

8. lucky,

9. realize,

10. load.

Section 10:

2. 1. The hotel was all abuzz about the wedding.

2. The groom looked pretty feeble.

3. The feeling was that the wedding night might kill him.

4. The next morning, the bride came down the main staircase.

5. She finally managed to get to the counter.

6. The clerk looked really concerned.

7. You look like you\'ve been wrestling an alligator.

3. 1-g, 2-d, 3-f, 4-e, 5-b, 6-c, 7-a.

4. 1-c, 2-f, 3-d, 4-h, 5-l, 6-b, 7-j, 8–1, 9-k, 10-a, 11-g, 12-e.

5. 1. The groom looked pretty feeble.

2. The wedding night might kill him.

3. But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride slowly came down the staircase, hanging onto the bannister.

4. The clerk looked really concerned.

5. You look like you\'ve been wrestling an alligator!

6. 1. A small tourist hotel has been waiting for the newly married since early in the morning.

2. They have come to the conclusion about their age only after a long discussion.

3. The bride had been preparing for the wedding night for about two hours, and when she was ready, the groom had already fallen asleep.

4. She has been wrestling with this crocodile since midnight.

5. I\'ve been saving up money in the bank for twenty five years, and I have already saved up about ten bucks.

Section 11:

2. 1. They celebrated their first night together.

2. What do newlyweds do all night long?

3. The groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel there.

4. He asks the bride to please bring a towel.

5. He is exposing his body for the first time.

6. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway they stopped.