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Section 5:

2.  1. That\'s terrible!

2. I have a solution to your problem.

3. Bring your parrots over to my house.

4. I have taught my parrots to pray and read the Bible.

5. The lady brings her female parrots to the priest\'s house.

6. The male parrots are holding rosary beads.

7. «Do you want to have some fun?»

8. One male parrot looks over to the other and says, «Put the Bible away.»

3.  True: 3, 5, 7. False: 1, 2, 4, 6.

4.  1-Е, 2-C, 3-H, 4-D, 5-B, 6-G, 7-A, 8-F.

5.  1. One lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have

a problem."

2. They only know how to say «Hi!»

3. «That\'s terrible!» the priest exclaimed.

4. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying those terrible things.

5. Put the Bible away.

6. Our prayer has been answered.

6.  1. The lady will visit the priest next Tuesday.

2. These parrots will never say such things again.

3. The priest\'s two male talking parrots will be praying and reading the Bible from six till seven tomorrow.

4. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase.

5. They will have taught them to pray and worship by next Sunday.

6. «I will solve your problem,» the priest said, «if you bring your parrots over to my house.»

7. Tell me, when you will bring your parrots.

7.  1. Who will buy these two talking female parrots?

What will I do? What will I buy?

What parrots will I buy?

2. Who will have a solution to your problem?

What will I have?

Whose problem will I have a solution to?

3. Who will put them with my two male talking parrots?

What will I do?

Who will I put them with?

4. Who will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase?

Whose parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase?

What will my parrots do?

What will my parrots teach your parrots?

What phrase will my parrots teach your parrots to stop saying?

5. Who will learn to pray and worship?

Whose parrots will learn to pray and worship?

What will your female parrots do?

What will your female parrots learn to do?

8. 1. One lady approaches a priest.

2. Father, I have a problem.

3. I have these two talking female parrots.

4. "What do they say?\' the priest asked.

5. Do you want to have some fun?

6. I have a solution to your problem.

7. Thank you, Father!

8. The priest\'s two male parrots are holding rosary beads.

Section 6:

2.  1. There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.

2. It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population.