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5. I want to assure you this has been the most wonderful experience.

6. The wife drops her head, unable to look up.

7. The old man is very shaken.

8. With a tear in his eye he asks, «Who?»

3. 1-d, 2-c, 3-e, 4-a, 5-b.

4. 1-Е, 2-j, 3-b, 4-k, 5–1, 6-c, 7-f, 8-l, 9-d, 10-m, 11-g, 12-H, 13-A.

5. 1. A couple is celebrating their 75th wedding anniversary.

2. Dear, there is something that I must ask you.

3. It has been the most wonderful experience I could have ever had.

4. Your answer cannot take that all away.

5. Did he have a different father?

6. The wife drops her head.

7. She pauses for moment and then confesses.

8. The reality of what his wife was admitting hit him hard.

9. Who was the father?

6. 1. The husband was five years older than the wife.

2. It was a most elegant dinner.

3. Our tenth child is much taller than the first one.

4. His brains work better than those of the other children.

5. He is the best in the family.

6. It was the most wonderful experience in my life.

7. He was the least naughty of all the children, when he was small.

8. The tear in the right eye is much bigger that the one in the left eye.

9. You are much more stupid than the father of the rest of the children.

7. 1. A very elderly couple is sitting at a restaurant.

2. The old man says softly to his wife, «Dear, take some of this salad.»

3. Our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children.

4. These years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for.

5. She is unable to look her husband in the eye.

6. The wife paused for a moment and then confessed.

7. The old man is very shaken by the reality of what his wife admitted.

8. With a tear in his eye he asks, «Who?»

9. She said nothing at first, and then she told the truth to her husband.

8.  1. elegant, 2. bother, 3. shake, 4. property, 5. precious, 6. wealth, 7. dense, 8. sample, 9. decompose, 10. income.

Section 22:

2. 1. A couple was enjoying a dinner out.

2. A brunette exchanged warm greetings with the husband.

3. I want a divorce!

4. Do you want to give up our big house in the suburbs?

5. They continued dining in silence.

6. Finally, the woman nudged her husband.

3. true: 3, 4, 5. false: 1, 2, 6.

4. 1-f, 2-a, 3-g, 4-b, 5-h, 6-c, 7–1, 8-d, 9-j, 10-e, 11-k.

5. 1. A married couple was enjoying a dinner out.

2. If you must know, that was my mistress.

3. That\'s it!

4. The husband looked her straight in the eye.

5. Do you want to give up your Mercedes, your furs and your jewelry?

6. For a long time they continued dining in silence.

7. Who\'s he with?

8. Ours is much cuter.

6. 1. a married couple seemed to be enjoying their dinner.

2. They really enjoyed having their dinner all alone.

3. The wife objected to her husband\'s drinking too much of champagne.

4. The waiter kept bringing more and more delicious food.

5. The wife didn\'t expect her husband to exchange warm greetings with a woman who appeared to be a total stranger to her.

6. She insisted on having a divorce.

7. Do you want to give up our big house in the suburbs?

8. She didn\'t mind having a mistress who was much cuter than that of Howard\'s.