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А все-таки она ВИРТится!

Рядом, но высоко, стоял Паскаль с учительской указкой. Он сеял разумное, доброе, вечное. Призывал к здравому смыслу. Но народу еще со времен Фортрана было наплевать на формализацию семантики. (Модула-2 вообще "от кутюр" , а шабашить лучше в телогрейке). Но предприимчивый ученик Борланд уже подложил ему кнопку на стул и на парте нарисовал что-то графическое...

Регулярно выражаясь грустно, господа!

Но это все предистория. Новая эра началась, когда "маленький треп-80" обернулся об'кетной-ориентированностью. Но и тут появились мутанты и испортили, если не все, то многое - родился Си++. Он поставил на гениальной идее крест! Причем, два раза.

2. Вавилонское языкознание

Когда Главный Программист решил наказать возомнивших о себе. Он на Вавилонской конференции лишил их всех языков, кроме Си. Разве что предания смутные остались...

БЭЙСИК

1 "У попа была собака" goto 3 2 "И написал" goto 1 3 "Он ее убил" goto 2

ФОРТ

: Прост "дважды два как" . ; OK!

АПЛ

X WinJokes

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