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David Foster Wallace
The very last gobbet of Academy news is that your Uncle Charles had his blood cholesterol tested late last week. Though the verdict rendered was no worse than a rather unperspicuous “Normal to Upper-normal”
My, this machine does let one maunder on. I’d best get back to harrying grocers. One of this fall’s matriculates6 is the son of a man who’s apparently become an immensely wealthy Telegrocerf in the Upper Midwest, so perhaps the Express Lane-Solecism issue will simply disappear in these here parts as well.
It goes without saying that you are of course wearing your halo and mouth-guard at all appropriate times and eating at least one green, leafy vegetable per day.
Oh — ‘twas
Miss You and Love You Lots, and c.
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