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Виктор Александрович Миловидов
1. Two newlyweds _______ their honeymoon.
2. His toes were _______ twisted and discolored.
3. What _______ to your feet?
4. I had a _______ disease called tolio.
5. It only _______ the toes.
6. He _______ his pants and _______ a pair of knees.1. Он снял ботинки и носки.
2. Что случилось с пальцами твоих ног?
3. У меня была детская болезнь – корь.
4. Он обнажил ужасно выглядящую пару коленок.
5. Она оказывает воздействие только на колени.
6. Его жена открыла рот от удивления и сказала: «Не говори мне, что у тебя еще была и оспа».
Revise English GrammarВ предложении
1. Two newlyweds (to invite) _______ to their friend\'s house to spend the honeymoon there last year.
2. Just you wait! The shoes (to take off) _______ in a moment.
3. The socks (to dry) _______ at present.
4. My toes (to twist) _______ because of the disease I had in childhood.
5. At last the pants (to remove) _______.
6. His knees definitely (to affect) _______ by polio.1. His wife asked, «What happened to your feet?»
2. He said to her, «I had a childhood disease called tolio.»
3. She said, «Do you mean polio?»
4. She asked, «What happened to your knees?»
5. He said, «I also had kneesles.»
6. She said, «Are you having anything now?»
7. He said, «It only affects the knees.»
8. She asked, «Don\'t tell me, you also had smallcox!»Section 13 A couple at the zoo
It\'s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are visiting the local zoo. She\'s wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless, with straps.
As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla begins to go ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and two feet), grunts, and pounds his chest with his free hand. The gorilla is obviously excited at seeing the pretty lady in the pink dress.